Hi Kayleigh Romanov's readers, my name is Tiernan and am Kayleigh's Fiancee and I have taken over her blog!
DISCLAIMER: I apologise now for being the new segment on this blog and if my rant offends you. None of my rants are meant to offend anyone, they are for comical and entertainment purposes only!
I've been driving for 3 years nearly 4 and never have I seen bad drivers as much as I have in the last few months. Where shall I begin . . .
Can I remind people that there is an invention in the car called a indicator this is usually located next to the steering wheel. It is located here not for a annoyance but to give people behind and oncoming traffic a bloody sense of where you are going. Did you know that 2 million accidents are caused yearly because numptys don't use a goddamn switch? I mainly find that people leaving roundabouts are the worst for not indicating. I can be in the car happily sitting at a roundabout waiting for a moment to go when the car opposite me is not indicating to go left or right. So I pull out then wham, (great band by the way!!) the muppet opposite me turns left in front of me, and gives me a rude hand gesture as if it's my fault for the clown not using an indicator!! So what I'm trying to say good readers of this blog, is if you drive please, please use your indicators!!
Another pet hate of mine is when a 'tortoise' pulls out in front of you. For example, the road outside my house is a 40mph limit. So I'll be driving along, to then suddenly put the brakes on because some donkey decided they are so much in a rush that they can't wait for me to go past them. That is to much for their little brains to comprehend and as they pull out, there is rarely a thank you! All you get as a reward is now the opposite of roadrunner plodding along at 10 mph in a shitting 40 zone!! Come on now, you were meant to be in a rush or it seemed that way when you pulled out in front of me quickly!
I understand that there is a child or baby in the car in front of me and they'd like me or people around them to drive slowly, which I will add I do. They display a child on board diamond on the back window of their car to say be careful. But what I am I suppose to do when you drive like a numpty, not sticking to the speed limits?! I don't understand your logic? Am I suppose to pull up next to you and tell you to stop driving like a fuckwit because I'm sticking to the laws and rules of the road? However Mr or/and Mrs proud parent still insists to drive like idiots, weaving in and out of traffic or slamming brakes on causing me to break suddenly! Do you want me to smash into the back of you? Especially when you're telling me you have a child on board!!
Last rant of this takeover is that some people park like knobs! Either in two bays or just in one but they are on the line, so that they haven't left you enough space to park. It is very annoying not to find a parking space but to then too find a parking space with a dickhead that has decided to take two spaces! You're driving around the car park to come across a space. You try to start pulling into it but nope there are two wheels already in it so there's never any room for your car or any car to fit into this space! I obviously understand this as the person is driving a Lamborghini, oh no wait it's a ford focus and this person is just a tit.
I would like to add this is all my own opinion and not all drivers are like this on the road. It's just that these are the drivers that drive me up the wall!
If you'd like to see more Tiernan's Rant posts or Fiancee takes over, please let us know!
Adios amigos!
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